Twitter BuzzKill

I’ve never been a fan of twitter – it’s yet another disjoint communications medium that has a different UI, a different MO, and can be a real time-waster.  However, Larry on Found|Read gives us the new rules for twitter networking. The raw analysis is:

Larry’s Rule Translation Networking Common Sense
Don’t be afraid to Tweet above your head Talk to The Names Only if you have something valid to contribute to the conversation. Talking for the sake of talking kills your introduction and reputation.
Watch your Twitter ratios Don’t bogart the conversation See above
Leverage what’s going on Talk on topic If there’s no topic, create one by asking
Move your Twitter conversation(s) off-line. Continue your networking after the initial meeting Only if you’ve established a connection, and have something valid to say. If you come back with something from left field, you’ll be filtered
Migrate your real-world conversation to Twitter. Make people use this cool tool Why?
Time your tweets Talk about what I want to hear when I want to hear it Ask yourself, do I really want to know this?
Pre-write some of your material Be obvious about your tweet Foot-in-mouth! Tweets – and conversations – should be spontaneous. Follow-ups can use current material of interest
Work the Twitter Room for product development I’m interested in PD, so you should be too Again, only if you have something valid to contribute

Basically, let’s take networking and make it more convoluted by throwing twitter into the mix.  But why?  Why oh why do you want to do this?

All I can think of is twitter buzzkill.

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